Spreadit Plum • Chili • Vodka Crumble Cake

Ingredients

  • 90 + 10 gm regular flour
  • 30 gm powder jaggery
  • 20 gm Butter cubed
  • 1 Egg

Cake Batter

  • 200 gm Butter
  • 150 gm powder jaggery
  • 2 Egg
  • 200 gm almond Flour
  • 5 gm Baking Powder
  • 50 ml Milk
  • 3 ml Vanilla Essence
  • 190 gm Spreadit Plum Chili Vodka Jam

Method

  1. In a clean bowl mix the flour, jaggery and butter.
  2. Using your cutter or your hands bring the dough together till it reaches sandy consistency and can hold its own shape when pressed down**
  3. Add the beaten egg to the mix** and bring it together**. If the dough is too sticky add the reserved flour. **
  4. Leave it to rest**
  5. In another clean bowl** we add the butter and jaggery and whip it till its smooth and fluffy. **
  6. Add the egg one by one** and whisk together.
  7. Add** the vanilla essence.
  8. Divide the flour into three parts and add the first part to the mix followed by the milk. Keep repeating** till they are both over and everything is mixed in**
  9. Line a 9 inch baking tray with parchment paper
  10. Add the cake batter, flatten it out
  11. Add the plum jam on top of that and spread it all over the batter in swirly patterns
  12. Break the crumb on top and bake at 275ºC for 35 mins or until done**
  13. Dust with sugar and serve sliced up
Pro Tip
  • The obvious segue into Patriarchy, the most trending and viral topic in India since actress Rhea Chakarvarty’s arrest for 59gm of marijuana
  •  If you have trouble ask the News Media for help since they have have most certainly beaten common sense, decency, Rhea and SSR’s constitutional right to privacy
  • Like the voyeuristic Sanskari viewers have brought their regressive values and the idea mob justice together. One solid lump of dough!
  •  If regressive values and mob justice wasn’t enough then we obviously need the little extra that we saved up for later, misogyny
  • Maybe now they will let a dead man’s last living pre-love rest?
  •  We talk about mental health. And how we as a nation need to start talking about serious mental health issues and access to help and medical intervention for all who need it
  • A feeling that 300 million people in India do not know cause they suffer from depression, anxiety, schizophrenia, bio-polar disorder. And how can they since for every 100,000 patients there is only 1 qualified doctor.
  • And when you add the suicide rates, lack of medical and current mental health epidemic on top of each other and what do we get? Old School Institutional Denial - the perfect way to solve a problem
  • Your two (s)cents, SPEAK.
  • And do not stop! Don’t let them shut down your voice, speak up and speak about mental health. Speak about things that make you uncomfortable, speak about things that make them uncomfortable and one day they will have register your dissentUntil we have actually reached some constructive solution and agreeable ideas for a better tomorrow

 

 

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