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Pro-Tips

• Fun Fact Cherry Tomatoes –  Grown by farmers or hipster farmers, either way did you know they were protesting? Not the cherry tomatoes, the farmers.
• Separate the eggs and separate all matter of folks from reality by brandishing nationalist ideals AND communal mistrust. Oh wait no that’s the recipe for tyranny. Oops sorry!
• Fold in the egg white careful to not knock the air out unless it’s someone #standingtogether for violation of basic human rights then knock all the air out of the chamber that’s meant to hold their brain.
• Also Optional to tweet a storm about #IndiaTogether when the those being tweeted at are in another league - environmental activism, social activism musical talent or just a basic regard for human rights of those who want to feed us while worrying about their food security.

• Gelatin takes the shape of the mold, much like our minds and the rhetoric we allow around us
• Police Beatings, mass arrests, public parading of suspected criminals was the main tourist attraction in 1966 until 1976 in China as it saw a rise in crime against intellectuals, thinkers, artists, actors, creative and anyone thought of to be against the principles of the Communism and Mao Zedong, the Chairman of the Communist Party of China, this was Mao’s Cultural Revolution.
• Cream comes from cow and cow is our mother so surely we are THE PROMISED LAND. SO, this TanishQ Ad was pulled down, huh?!
• From White washing to Brown washing our collective history. But History = Myth so lets just weaponise our culture and make our MILLIONS of different looking, sounding, teachings gods into different war cries and show them true strength in diversity once and for all
• But, Hindutva Ideology unlike Mao’s Cultural Revolution isn’t at boiling point yet, obvio!
• We’re only slightly shaky; like only 30 professors have been arrested and 5 National Universities have had riots or riot like situation inside them and like only North Delhi, parts of South Delhi and like maybe 3 colonies in East Delhi were burning earlier this year
• Neck & Back Stiffness cure was also given to us by Ancient Indians. Yoga on top of an Elephant was recognised and awarded best solution to stiffening of freedom by UNESCO earlier this year.
• This new saffron one, rinse it off the bigotry, the hatred, the communal disharmony from what was once a settlement of people who allowed free thoughts, free ideas, cultures, and most importantly of love.
• Because unlike gelatin both shape the world and take shape of the mold we live in
• Because what would life be without mixed and different flavours?

• Step out of your comfort and speak up against crimes against women, especially Dalit women in our society.
• Of anger against the systematic dehumanising of women and Dalits.
• Your disenchantment with the current societal order.
• To cast a new more just, more equal and a more healthy society. 
• On the ashes of the oppressive systems you've burnt to the ground.
• Since you've hopefully also now solved global warming.

We are so happy to have our first guest writer Akash Devaraju from the Local Ferment Co. fame. 

For anyone who has been living under a rock go check out their Instagram page to keep up with all the yummies they stock and sell all over India. 

Instagram didn't let us post our caption on our feed because a recipe on beef violated their "Community Guidelines"! Talk about a con job. But we keep on eating and keep on living! So if you can come up with a catchy hashtag to help us please share this recipe!

 Pro Tips

• Now now their dirty mind.
• Like the preferred mixing of races
• The sacrificial egg whites that the other egg whites send out to ensure that all other races, umm I mean ingredients are friendly
• Much like the thickness you desire for those eyebrows
• #Allsizesmatter
• This one tastes like a 58 year and 3 month old classy posh English lady who is sitting in her rose garden enjoying a cup of tea
• This one tastes like a picnic in a park under a three
• This one tastes like those 2019 Sunday brunches with the crew to cure a hangover from the previous night.

** Perfect recipe for waking and baking, Sunday brunches and breakfasts in bed

** Like you broke your resolution on January 2^nd

** You avocando this

** Like spooning while eating this breakfast in bed

** First the breakfast and then the person you’re spooning and then the rich

** Like you would your drinks on your pre corona Friday night out

**The glass ceiling, patriarchal hierarchal structures that only serve the few, any over inflated privileged male egos, into a Bank's Safe!!

** Homogenize never amorphous-ize yourself OR the dough for scones

** I mean it is your life ,WHO am triangle or I to tell you if you like circles or squares

**Your dissent, voice, demands and expectations of your vision for your life. And let no one tell you otherwise, especially not the Triangles.

**Like how Sima Aunty whipped desi girls’ individuality and self worth in the most trending Netflix show of 2020

** As a good girl from a good family with no opinions of her own would do

** HEALTH WARNING: Do not roll over on your demands for self-assertion and idea of a fulfilling life

** The depression matching the one you feel when you realise how some people might be physically in 2020 but are mentally in the 1600 B.C.E

** Long enough to melt the shaky foundations on which rests patriarchy

** Like the star of the show Ankita did when she stood her ground and showed them who is BAWSEEEEE!

** To the Sima Aunty’s of the world when they come with bio-data’s to your house.

**The dough is as forgiving as it is delicious. Don’t worry about the breaks and creases, press it together and it’ll work itself out.

** Wasn’t even trying to make this dirty but here we are.

** I need to check with the millennial committee to see if the PC police allows calling this “Blind Baking”

** If radiation poisoning is your thing you can do this in a microwave as well

** Insert a knife and if it comes out clean it is done